Voice of Treason
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Bio: Ken Hegan
- Ken Hegan is a TV writer, director, and columnist (Rolling Stone, GQ, The Globe & Mail, The National Post)
- He's also a billionaire playboy who solves baffling crimes in his spare time
- Writer / director / producer for 15 TV series broadcast on CTV, Discovery, W, CNBC/Slice, TVTropolis, CBC, and The Comedy Network
- Winner of three gold National Magazine Awards and an 'I ran too!' ribbon at his Grade 5 track meet
Hegan framed for killing email
CHAPTER 1
Last night was a gin-soaked blur.
Vaguely remember throwing punches. Running from the cops. Blacking out in an alley.
Somehow I woke up in bed ... with a smoking gun in my hand.
On the floor, in a pool of blood --
-- lies my old email address: ken@voiceoftreason.net
Dead.
I scream and stumble backwards into the bathroom.
But the shower is on. Someone cleaning off, hiding the evidence. I reach out ... pull back the curtain, and see ...
my new email address: ken@kenhegan.com
She's shorter, tauter, kennier. She smiles. Beckons me to join her. I gulp. Put down the gun and step into her warm embrace.
Please update your email filter/whatnot with my sleek new address: ken@kenhegan.com
Finis,
Ken
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Ken Hegan
Writer / Director
Email: ken@kenhegan.com
Web: http://www.kenhegan.com
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